Ahoy! Loans Overboard!

“This is the first inning. They [banks] are selling the assets that are their highest-quality assets and that are short-duration and floating rate.” Some quick math on the $2 billion sale looks to be a 3% hit to PacWest on their best loans. 

Can Fractionalized Banking Survive 21st Century Technology?

What she knows is as the world has gone from paper to digits “bank runs clearly are speeding up. And the impact of that is it's revealing that the traditional banking system-- it's always been fundamentally unstable. But it's even more unstable than folks had realized. And banks in general, as a result of the fact that the liabilities can be withdrawn a lot faster, are going to need to hold more cash.”

Bobbie Gentry's escape to Galt's Gulch

Bobbie Gentry “looked like a Greek goddess and she was deeply involved in tasks usually reserved for men. Obviously there are many factors behind success but, in 1967, America was clearly not ready to roll out the red carpet for the female artist who wrote, played and produced her own material.”

The Fed fights COVID Largesse

While we’ve all moved on from COVID, the government’s COVID largesse has a long tail. Kaplan’s been talking to mayors from around the country and they tell him “American Rescue Act (ARPA) money must be spent by states and municipalities between now and the end of 2024 or it’s lost.

Bank Buyers Wait For FDIC Subsidy

A rose-colored glasses wearing Jamie Dimon said on May 11th as paraphrased by CNBC, “Regional banks are “quite strong” and will have good financial results, but managers are worried because of the bank runs that have taken down three firms, he said.”

Depositors are not listening to Mr. Dimon and neither are regional bank shareholders. 

Privatize Gains, Socialize Losses

That last boldfaced item is “$50 loan from the FDIC.” The deposit insurer doesn’t have that kind of money. The FDIC borrowed it from the Fed (which doesn’t have it either but can conjure it up out of thin air) to lend to JP Morgan Chase. JPM then paid off the $30 billion it and the other 10 big banks placed on deposit as First Republic was circling the drain.  

The Agony Out There

As Snider points out, “There is so much hubris attached to [CLOs] because they are basically made to be quantified by mathematical models.”  So, the Fed can lower rates but that won’t save real estate. Real estate will continue to crash and THAT will bring down rates. 

First Republic Count Down

Yes, the taxpayers will be the unwitting holders of First Republic’s bad assets, while one of the FDIC’s favored bidders gets the good stuff at a discount. Jamie Dimon’s J.P. Morgan already has ten percent of the nation’s deposits making that bank ineligible to pick up First Republic but don’t be surprised if Jamie receives a  “special government waiver” if he submits the winning bid. 

Retail Investors Positioned For Thrashing

Individual investors are fighting the Fed trading options that expire the same day they begin trading. “This week, volume for contracts that expire on the same day they’re traded hit a record 50% share of all the options transactions on the S&P 500, data from CBOE and Nomura show.” 

L.A. Walk Away

CoStar News reports, “The loan defaults are another sign of struggle for office real estate owners in the nation's second-largest city as remote working policies enacted in the pandemic hamper demand. National office real estate demand has been curtailed since 2020, with vacancy at 12.8%, its highest since the Great Recession, according to CoStar data.”  

Crypto Meltdown and Pension Assets

However, as MarcoMaven’s Steph Pomboy tweeted Wednesday, “For my money, the most interesting…and foreboding…aspect of the downfall of Blankman-Freed’s FTX is the «revelation» that the Ontario Teachers Pension was a major investor. The coming pension crisis is going to be massive…and the switch to QE by global cbks whiplash-inducing.”